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Tighten up Texas

I'm coming down there for the last week of August, I will see first hand what kind of place spawns a fool like W. The real fools though are the ones who continue to support his dim-witted agenda. He and his ilk have neither the intellect or the ability to process complicated issues. Its amazing to me that so many people will vote against their own best interest on some lame ass issue that has no effect on their life. Conservatism is the scourge of America. The only way that a society can advance and yes evolve too is by dealing with issues openly and honestly. Educating people is the only cure for our collective stupidity.

Have Fun

I insist that everyone who reads this post have some kind of fun in the next 24 hours. Do something that you really enjoy and revel in it. Tomorrow never comes, if you wait around for the right time you miss out on spontaneous fun that may pop up at any time. If you can, go fishing or hiking. They call it The Great Outdoors because it really is great to be camping or fishing in the wilderness.

You call this a strip joint?

Well I visited Chicago on business for a week last month, and while I was there me and a few co-workers went to a strip club there. I was completely underwhelmed. They had a lot of women walking around seeking private time at 25.00 for 5 minutes. The dancers did not strip at all. You were encouraged to pay for a private viewing to even see their titties. Playboy magazine said a few months ago that WV has more strip joints per. Capita. than any other state. If you come to WV, you must check out our clubs. You will see naked women and it wont cost you an arm and a leg to see some tits and ass.

Chicago

Soon I will be flying to Chicago for a week of training and maybe some fun too. I hope to find something cool I can take a picture of while I'm there. No doubt it will be cold as hell there. If there is anything I must see, let me know.

Winds of Change

A new job changes everything or nothing. It all depends on a 90 day probationary period. This job is very demanding. I carry a PDA that tracks my time in seconds, maybe even nano seconds. Talk about a ball and chain. I've only had it one day and so far it has been acting like it hates me. I will break its will to dominate me. I was born free, I will live free till I die.

Was Dick drunk?

The only thing that makes sense is that Dick was hammered and had to sober up before facing the police. He admitted that he had a " beer". What if he also polished off a fifth of scotch and a few of Rush Limbaugh's oxyconton. If you or I had done this the police would be on us big time. Also what a bush league thing to do [pun intended], I learned as a small boy not to fire a gun unless you knew exactly where the projectile was going to stop. Many states require anyone guilty of shooting someone in the act of hunting to surrender their hunting licenses for a year. Usually its an inexperienced hunter or an intoxicated hunter. Come clean Dick they have the technology to wash your blood now, just ask Rush.

Black Appreciation Month

With Martin Luther King Day now in the rearview mirror its time to look forward to our next opportunity to bond with our black brothers and sisters. Lets change Black History Month into Black Appreciation Month. Instead of paying homage to one man's dream on one day, lets show real appreciation for the huge economic advantage that slavery provided our country for centuries. We could pay reparations for the debt we most certainly owe, or we could start reaching out to include black people in our everyday lives. I once worked for one of WV's largest employers, I could count on one hand(with fingers left over} the number of blacks employed in the field. You must give a man an opportunity to work before you say he will not work. What if for a month we take the time to find our similarities instead of focusing on perceived differences? Invite the black family down the street to your next bbq. Next time the black guy down the block is working on his car, bring your tools and offer t...